Copied & pasted as written. Titled for context. Rediscovered along my enduring laptop journey to find my most legitimate looking resume. Driving Through Oregon “I’m trying to look inconspicuous while I’m writing this, which is why it’s typed. I’m using a … Continue reading When you find old writings from long back
There is an unsent letter to a significant person in my life sitting underneath my bed right now. I was going to send it to her after my sister called me to tell me that her boyfriend broke up with … Continue reading No Words
There was once a painter who was very sad. He preferred to spend his time sitting atop a stool, and for hours he would stare blankly into the white canvas resting on the wooden easel in front of him. Sometimes … Continue reading Grayscale
“The sex wasn’t good: she had bad breath and I didn’t like the way she said my name.” His eyes briefly glanced over to meet mine, and then he resumed, “Plus, I just wasn’t used to normal hands.” He was … Continue reading A Soul Named John
Shoutout to Craigslist for being real as shit. While the website’s layout might be disgustingly ugly to look at, you still have to recognize what a crucial corner of the internet Craigslist inhibits. I always forget how much Craigslist has to … Continue reading Personals
Monday mid-afternoons used to belong to a two-hour time suck of a class known as Women’s Health Issues. I registered for the course as an attempt to better understand what exactly my issues were, usually to no avail. The word … Continue reading On Emergencies
Does anyone even know the protocol for which words you capitalize in the title head because I think I’ve been told it’s a stylistic judgement call. But I could barely make one of those calls when I was figuring out whether … Continue reading What Does Someone Have to do Around Here to Get a Cookie?